(via emmie-oz)

  • FBI: hello you've reached missing persons services how may I help you
  • me: my baby is MISSING
  • FBI: calm down ma'am can you tell me when you last saw your child
  • me: about a week ago I think
  • FBI: all right can you give us the baby's name
  • me: Lady Gaga

bartendertwice:

i’m in the same situation… 

(via rohitmonster)

disturbedfemale:

tyleroakley:

fuckyeahidiotsonfacebook:

actually take a closer look.


A+

^^ Win

disturbedfemale:

tyleroakley:

fuckyeahidiotsonfacebook:

actually take a closer look.

A+

^^ Win

(via angiesuxx)

ladygagamakesmewet:

pizzainmyfuckingshower:

gagaspussy:

Gaga derps drunkenly reenacted by gagaspussy, justasfreeasmyhairr,mindv0mit, niqqaduck, and temporize

this is too much djsjsksbdjdb

LMFAOOOOO

perfect

(via killthebitchgaga)